From Reader's Digest - "Gun Ho!"

A while back I made a traffic stop on an elderly woman. As she looked for her driver's license, I noticed her concealed-carry permit.
"Do you have a weapon in you possession at this time?" I asked.
"Yes, a .45 automatic in the glove box," she said.
"Do you have any other firearms?"
"A 9mm Glock in the center console."
"Is that all?"
"And a .38 Special in my purse," she admitted.
I smiled. "What are you so afraid of?"
Looking me right in the eye, she said, "Not a damn thing."
-Patrick Irick, Centralia, Washington