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PostSubject: HOLIDAY EATING TIPS   Fri Dec 16, 2011 11:12 am



HOLIDAY EATING TIPS santa


1. Avoid carrot sticks. Anyone who puts carrots on a holiday buffet table knows nothing of the Holiday spirit. In fact, if you see carrots, leave immediately.. Go next door, where they're serving rum balls.

2. Drink as much eggnog as you can. And quickly. It's rare. You cannot find it any other time of year but now. So drink up! Who cares that it has 10,000 calories in every sip? It's not as if you're going to turn into an eggnog-alcoholic or something. It's a treat.. Enjoy it. Have one for me. Have two. It's later than you think. It's Christmas!

3. If something comes with gravy, use it. That's the whole point of gravy. Gravy does not stand alone. Pour it on. Make a volcano out of your mashed potatoes. Fill it with gravy. Eat the volcano. Repeat.

4. As for mashed potatoes, always ask if they're made with skim milk or whole milk. If it's skim, pass. Why bother? It's like buying a sports car with an automatic transmission.

5. Do not have a snack before going to a party in an effort to control your eating. The whole point of going to a Holiday party is to eat other people's food for free. Lots of it. Hello?

6. Under no circumstances should you exercise between now and New Year's. You can do that in January when you have nothing else to do. This is the time for long naps, which you'll need after circling the buffet table while carrying a 10-pound plate of food and that vat of eggnog.

7. If you come across something really good at a buffet table, like frosted Christmas cookies in the shape and size of Santa, position yourself near them and don't budge. Have as many as you can before becoming the center of attention. They're like a beautiful pair of shoes. If you leave them behind, you're never going to see them again.

8. Same for pies. Apple, Pumpkin, Mincemeat. Have a slice of each. Or if you don't like mincemeat, have two apples and one pumpkin. Always have three. When else do you get to have more than one dessert? Labor Day ?

9. Did someone mention fruitcake? Granted, it's loaded with the mandatory celebratory calories, but avoid it at all cost. I mean, have some standards.

10. One final tip: If you don't feel terrible when you leave the party or get up from the table, you haven't been paying attention. Re-read tips; start over, but hurry, January is just around the corner.

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!! santa



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PostSubject: Re: HOLIDAY EATING TIPS   Fri Dec 16, 2011 2:34 pm

Good stuff almost as much fun as riding the washing machine!!
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PostSubject: Re: HOLIDAY EATING TIPS   Sun Dec 18, 2011 2:13 pm

Where do you two come up with this stuff ???? Shocked


Thanks for the tips guys !!
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PostSubject: Re: HOLIDAY EATING TIPS   Mon Dec 19, 2011 1:02 pm

wacker wrote:


HOLIDAY EATING TIPS santa


3. If something comes with gravy, use it. That's the whole point of gravy. Gravy does not stand alone. Pour it on. Make a volcano out of your mashed potatoes. Fill it with gravy. Eat the volcano. Repeat.

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!! santa



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PostSubject: Re: HOLIDAY EATING TIPS   Tue Dec 20, 2011 8:17 pm



Homemade pizza from the other night. Sorry Wacker not your kind of za, black olives, calamata olives, artichokes. Just olive oil and garlic on the crust. The fresh mozzarella and holliday beers made for the lack of meat. So that calorie count was still "up there".
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PostSubject: Re: HOLIDAY EATING TIPS   Tue Dec 20, 2011 8:30 pm

Stocked up for the Holiday Season

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PostSubject: Re: HOLIDAY EATING TIPS   Tue Dec 20, 2011 9:06 pm

Hope you have plenty of antacids Exclamation Shocked
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PostSubject: Re: HOLIDAY EATING TIPS   Wed Dec 21, 2011 7:12 am


Nice Pictures... Cool

Stocked up for the snow!
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PostSubject: Re: HOLIDAY EATING TIPS   Wed Dec 21, 2011 7:17 am

Tequila wrote:
Hope you have plenty of antacids Exclamation Shocked

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