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Tequila

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PostSubject: If you marry a West Virginia Girl   If you marry a West Virginia Girl Icon_minitimeMon Apr 11, 2011 11:44 am

This is from Thunder Roads- WV edition.



Three friends married women from different parts of the country.

The first guy married a woman from Wisconsin. He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and the dishes washed and put away.

The second guy married a woman from North Dakota. He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done and there was a huge dinner on the table.

The third guy married a girl from West Virginia. He ordered her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and three hot meals on the table every day. He said the first day he didn't see anything. The second day he didn't see anything. But by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye. His arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher. The lawn hasn't been mowed yet, and he still has some difficulty when he pees. Laughing

(PS - my Mom is from WV Smile )
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lol! I like that magazine. If you marry a West Virginia Girl 597300

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Man and WV wife go deer hunting

After years of listening to her plead, a hunter finally decided to let his wife come hunting with him. He led her into the woods and left her in a blind with instructions on what to do when a deer came within range. He had no sooner arrived at his own blind when he heard a shot coming from his wife's direction.

The first shot was quickly followed by several more shots. He immediately ran back to see what had happened, only to find a man standing in front of his wife with his hands up shouting, "OK lady, OK it's your deer! Just let me take my saddle off!" Shocked
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PostSubject: Re: If you marry a West Virginia Girl   If you marry a West Virginia Girl Icon_minitimeMon Apr 11, 2011 7:06 pm

Same couple , 30 yrs. later

Old Hunter Physical

An old deer hunter goes to the doctor for his yearly physical, with his wife tagging along. When the doctor enters the examination room, he tells the old hunter, "I need a urine sample, and a stool sample."

The old hunter, being hard of hearing, looks at his wife and yells, "What's he want?" His wife yells back, "He wants your underwear."

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lol! All funny!
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